Gods

According to Paul Watson of the Sea Shepherd Society, someone has "scuttled" a Norwegian whaler. I learned this thing from a friend of mine called, "triangulation." That means in order to understand a story, you get several perspective from different sources. Not so oddly, all the other sources I could find besides on the Sea Shepherd website GOT the story from the Sea Shepherd website.

A few years back, a couple of the crew (whom you never hear from, you only hear Paul Watson speak. What the fuck is up with that? Media manipulation?) of the Sea Shepherd got lost on the fog in a dinghy on the ocean out to harass I believe a Japanese whaler. It was icy fog, if I remember the story correctly. The whaler, according to other news sources other than Paul Watson, helped in searching for the two lost crew members, found them, and returned them safely home to their keeper, the great god, Paul Watson.

Paul's story goes something like this. The two crew members successfully found the whaling ship in the icy fog. The climbed aboard the ship, waved their manly sized penis' around at the crew who were so terrified at the size of their manly members that they stayed below deck. After the crew members manly penis' got too cold, they stuffed them back into their wet suits, got back in their dinghy, and got successfully back to the Sea Shepherd boat.

Paul is a megalomaniac. If you've heard this useless human speak, you will realize that ALL of his stories are not about whales, they are stories that aggrandize the great Paul Watson. His stories about being a medic at Wounded Knee in '73 have been proven to be lies. The name he alleges to have received, "Greywolf Clearwater," too, has been proven to be a lie. The man is not known for telling the truth, but he is known for aggrandizing himself. He doesn't really give a shit about the whales, unless they can provide some sort of metaphorical photo op to show the greatness of the great...Paul Watson.

"What the fuck does this have to do with the Gods, Eugene?"

Well, let me tell ya:

I am currently reading the book, "Ishmael" by Daniel Quinn.

In this book, the main character is getting educated by a gorilla. The gorilla tells the main character that, mythologically speaking, man ate from the tree of knowledge, whose fruit gave the gods the knowledge of life and death. Man, the taker type men, give themselves the power of "gods." They give themselves the power to say who lives and dies.

Paul Watson says, humans deserve to die, whales deserve to live. He has given himself the power of the gods, and many folks worship this useless human being like he is a god, and he eats it up with his megalomaniacal spoon. Good work if useless pieces of shit can find it.

But Paul doesn't talk about global warming, lack of ocean style whale chow and starving whales being washed up on shores all over the world. He doesn't talk about environmental pollutions that they whales are forced to live in. He does ally with right wing republican anti-environmental politicians (Slade Gorton and Jack Metcalf) in his racist campaign against the Makah.

Vegans...GODDAMN! I hate you fucking vegans. Vegans, too, have given themselves the power of the gods. By simple act of diet, like eating the fruit from the tree of knowledge, they get to decide who lives and who dies. This also feeds into their hardcore institutional racism, but that form of racism is OK, because, you fucking worthless vegan fucks have given yourself the power of life and death. I hate you fucking vegans. You say you are speciesist. FUCK YOU! You're just a buncha skinny fuckin' racist pieces of shit who don't eat meat or any animal products fuck you very much. Oddly, youz all don't seem to understand that were it not for the advent of agriculture, which you so benefit from you non-holy pieces of shit, none of this horrific environmental damage would have happened in the first place. You are part of one of the most horrific genocidal systems that have not only wiped out many human nations to feed its constant need for growth, but has made extinct many plant and animals species as well. You, oh alleged great and holy vegans so god like by your diet play an important role in the death and destruction of animals worldwide, just like us fucking meat eaters. I hate you vegans so fucking much!

Who else has given themselves the power over life and death like they were gods but are only actually humans. Hey! The Genocidal Duo! Dick Cheney and George Bush! The big two! And the Genocidal Duo will be slaughtering Iranians here real soon, but that will be for another post, which you'll probably have read before this one.

Like that Paul and worthless vegan fucks? Your abilities to decide who gets to live and die are just like Dick and George's self-proclaimed god status. Totally fuckin' funny, huh?!