Whattya Know, It Is Another Attempt at a Gulf of Tonkin Incident

I was listening to Democracy Now today, and they were talking about the Strait of Hormuz incident, if you will. That is the where the U.S. alleges that five Iranian speed boats were trying to attack U.S. ships in the Strait of Hormuz in order, of course, to further the genocidal attack plans of King Dick and co-King George. Turns out that all the evidence is pointing to the Iranians as being correct, that the incident was fabricated other than the fact that there were five speed boats and U.S. ships in the strait at the time. The tapes played by the U.S. are turning out to be the fabricated part. You can also read Gareth Porter's article on IPS news.

This, of course, coming on the heels of newly declassified documents that confirm what most new all along about the Gulf of Tonkin, it was fabricated in order to take the U.S. into an imperialist war with Vietnam.

Dick, George, why not be honest. You can say something like this, Dick:

"I, King Dick, have unilaterally declared war on Iran because they refuse to give up their resources to me and my excessively wealthy and extremely greedy friends. Prepare to die!"

Then you can have George parrot you:

"We are going to Iran with war...errr... Iran egged the White House...errr... No, I don't want any prestel...er...pretzels... Ummmmmmm! [Long pause staring stupidly into the camera.] GIVE US YOUR FUCKING OIL, YOU ASSHOLES!"

I mean, this fabricating shit has just got to be so fucking embarassing for you, don't you think. I mean, getting caught with your hand in the cookie jar, as it were.

I'm just sayin'.