Power Point Peace Prize

Al Gore, along with some scientists, have won the Nobel Peace Prize. Al wins the prize for his power point presentation, and some scientists for doing the actual work. But since Al is the "point" man, I don't even know any of the names of the scientists who did the actual work as OFFENDED as I am that Al was even considered for the prize to begin with.

Al, whose decisions as Vice helped create the conditions he is now bitching about makes me wonder what he is really up to. Self promotion? 2012 Prez run for his own glorious self?

Yet, I seem to remember a few things that folks don't seem to be talking about. Besides his anti-enviornmental decisions as Vice, he also helped make decisions that lead to the slaughter of many East Timorese in '93. As well as the horrific war in Kosovo. Let's not forget the '98 bombing of Iraq to cover the indiscretions of Bill's wandering dick. My favorite action by far by this man who DOES NOT DESERVE the prize, was a couple of things he did when on the campaign trail for the 2000 alleged election. One, he told the local Future Farmers of America that all food would be grown overseas soon and their jobs would be obsolete. Also, when asked by an activist about the 5000 children dying each month in Iraq due to the sanctions this genocidal fuck was complicit in, he laughed.

But wait, come to think of it, horrific genocidal fuck Henry Kissinger won the Nobel Peace Prize, why not Al?

In the "Trials of Henry Kissinger" is a video clip from Saturday Night Live with John Belushi playing Henry in an interview. Lorrain Newman, the interviewer, asks "what was your best year?"

"'73, when I eneded the Vietnam War."

"What was your worst year?" she asks.

"'75," says Henry, "when the Vietnam War actually ended."

So, at least two anti-environmental genocidal fucks have won the Nobel (alleged) Peace Prize. One for a genocidal bombing campaign that brought Vietnam to the negotiating table, and the other for a power point presentation.

How the fuck do these people choose the assholes that receive this thing?

PS, If Al Gore had taken his rightful position as Prez when he won in 2000, we would have Genocidal Joe Lieberman as Vice. The impending American led Holocaust of the Iranians probably would have already been under way. But of course folks would toss out the usual excuses: "At least he's a democrat."