How the FUCK Did That Just Happen?

I have been invited by a friend of mine to participate in a THE INTERNATIONAL UNION OF
ANTHROPOLOGICAL AND ETHNOLOGICAL SCIENCES in Kanmung, China. WHAT THE FUCK? I would be sitting on a panel with scholars from other nations as well and HOW THE FUCK DID THIS HAPPEN TO ME? Holy shit! WHAT THE FUCK? I still don't know what to think. I accepted, because I don't know what else to do. I have asked if I can bring Rhonda along as well and WHAT THE FUCK?!